Denim Dan
I really hate shopping for jeans. That is why when my H&M jeans started falling apart at the seems I took the time to sew them back together. Then they started to disintigrate. So for about two months, maybe a little longer, I told myself that I was gonna go jean shopping....next week.This week I finally went jean shopping. And miracle of miracles i found a pair that fit! Now I don't mean that fit my waist, thats easy, I know the neck trick! But I found a pair that I don't have to hem! Something like this only comes along every decade or so! A pair of pants could make my ass look the size of texas, but if I don't have to hem them I will buy them. I never find pants that are the right length! Maybe because I dont' like to take the time to put any real effort into pants shopping. I grab the cheapest pairs (because few things piss me off more than an expensive pair of pants falling apart) and as few as possible and try them on in record time. And when you find a pair that fits, you buy several of them.
So now I have more than one pair of jean, they fit, they were cheap and the crap dye has turned my legs an odd blue so it looks like I was in a bad accident. so sexy.


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